Selena Gomez’s mom, Mandy, was reportedly taken to the hospital after they had a heated fight of words about Selena going back to Justin Bieber. Selena and Mandy have also unfollowed each other on Instagram so you know it’s serious. All together now: Over that bitch Bieber?! Selena may be suffering from a new kind of scary and tragic case of dickmatization. It’s the kind where the dick is so dangerous that it’ll tear your family apart and send your mama to the hospital – Lainey Gossip
InTouch Weekly says that Poor Miserable Jen is back! And when Jennifer Aniston is 89 years old, we’ll still be hearing about how she prays to the stork to bring the baby of her dreams – Celebitchy
Kim Zolciak, who looks like a factory defected puppet, accuses another reality trick of acting like a puppet – Reality Tea
“Um, can I get another napkin? I dropped mine and by dropped I mean shoved it up my ass.” – me if I was a guest at this Christmas dinner – OMG Blog
My best dressed lot lizard style goddess of the year IS Demi Lovato for wearing a Hot Slut of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Tonight we bathe in the tears that the stupid racist Christians are crying over John Legend playing Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar Live – SOW
Eminem can’t be homophobic because he jokes about looking for ass on Grindr – Towleroad
LOVE Magazine came up with yet another creative way to make Kate Upton’s magnificent chichis bounce on camera – Hollywood Tuna
Either Elle Fanning has a really fancy looking purse or a really really really fancy looking workout bag – Popoholic
Eva Longoria has a fetus growing in her, which means that in the future there will be a baby with highlights by Ken Paves and a slimming onesie by Victoria Beckham – Just Jared
Remember “the hot” carpenter from Trading Spaces? Well, he’s been accused of being a creep on the job, and his actress wife defended him while delivering a dollop of victim blaming – Starcasm
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